Goodbye Apathy

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

17000dollars:

With 17,000 dollars you could buy about 11258 Cosmo con buttons 

owyn-sama:

TOMORROW IS DECEMBER 

I REPEAT TOMORROW IS DECEMBER

NO ITS NOT STOP LYING

Papi…. 👌
Fuck dates! I’m taking my best friend to homecoming instead!

I’m too cool to bring a date 😎

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong